10 Ways to Kiss.

1. The French Kiss
Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue. Also called a “tongue kiss,” the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

2. The Butterfly Kiss
To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It’s a fun, cute thing to do while you’re catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

3. The Single-Lip Kiss
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It’s an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you’ll send tingles up and down your sweetie’s spine.

4. The Spiderman Kiss
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

5. The Earlobe Kiss
A great kiss to to perform while you’re taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someone’s earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

6. The Lip Gloss Kiss
This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partners’ lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

7. The Eskimo Kiss
In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It’s based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.

8. The Cheek Kiss
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like – a closed-mouth kiss against someone’s cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you’s or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

9. The Hickey
A hickey technically isn’t a kiss; it’s a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first.

10. The Secret Message Kiss
In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you’ll be getting your message across.

10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher.

1. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

2. Do all of your schoolwork and homework backwards so that the teacher has to read it from a mirror to understand it.

3. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

4. Bring a cooler and lawn chair to class and sit in the front next to the teacher's desk and say sarcasticly "Who's up for some extremely fun learning!".

5. Send your teachers a list of "Ways to Annoy Your Teachers" in an envelope labeled "Blackmail."

6. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt.


7. When the teacher asks you a question ask her/him to repeat it. Constantly have them repeat it, and then say, "Still can't hear! I think I'm deaf!

8. Cry in class for no reason. When the teacher asks you what's wrong, go, I don't know!

9. Bring your cat to class with you and say it followed you and you can't get it to leave.

10. Ask your teacher (especially female) when the last time she shaved her mustache was.

10 Effective Ways to Study and Make Better Grades.

1. Eliminate human distractions. Pick a study location where you can work uninterrupted. If it’s your room, post a “do not disturb” sign on your door. If you’re interrupted anyway, be sure the guilty party knows that these interruptions are not acceptable. You should play hard. But when the time comes to study, you should study hard too - your friends should be able to accept that. Oh yeah, turn off your phone(s) too.


2. Clear your mind. Now more than ever, our brains are inundated with information. Gone are the days when college students had to manage a handful of things - class, social life, and well, social life. Today’s college students are bombarded with cell phone calls, rss feeds, facebook updates, internship concerns, and email in addition to social life and class work. Before you crack your books, take a few minutes to clear your mind. Close your eyes, breath deeply, and relax. I highly recommend the 10-Minute Supercharger from Learning Strategies Corporation for this purpose. It’s ten minutes well spent to prepare your mind for maximum learning before you ever begin. You’ll be relaxed yet energetic and ready to start learning.


3. Begin with the end in mind. Now that your mind is clear, take a moment to set some goals for what you will learn. If you’re studying from a textbook, use the objectives printed at the beginning of the chapter as a starting point. If that’s not an option, use your course syllabus to set you on the right track. As the old saying goes, “if you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.” The road to learning specific information is, itself, very specific. Chart your path in advance and you’re in for a very productive session.


4. Use earplugs. I’m a big fan of wearing earplugs when I study. They block out ambient noise, such as doors closing in the distance, chatter in the hallway, and sirens from outside the building. As an added benefit, I’ve found that using earplugs actually allows me to “hear myself think.” Because the ambient noise is no longer there, I am able to hear the conversations I’m having in my head thereby enabling me to build networks of information (versus memorizing alone). Call me crazy, but it works.


5. Recognize the power of smell. Smell is said to be the sense with the greatest attachment to memory. Some think it’s proximity to memory centers in the brain is responsible for this connection. Experiment with the effects of smell on your memory while you study. If it’s safe (and permitted), burn a scented candle or incense during your study sessions. Then when you’re stumped on a test or quiz, close your eyes and recall the smell of the candle or incense. It might just jumpstart your memory.


6. Develop a standard notetaking method. Different students like different note taking methods. Whether you prefer mind mapping, Cornell notes, outline format, sentence format, or another method, find one that works for you and stick to it. Over time, you’ll develop your own version of note taking and will be able to use this method for the rest of your life.


7. Take regular breaks. Your brain can only take so much in one sitting. When your mind starts to wander, or you find yourself daydreaming or reading the same paragraph over and over again, it’s time to take a break. Spend 10 minutes away from the books, but don’t enter another activity that requires concentration or would result in distraction. In other words, don’t check facebook, don’t visit with friends, don’t read email or rss feeds. Instead, take the opportunity to go to the bathroom, drink a bit of water (500mL is good), and stretch your back, neck, arms and legs. Streching promotes blood flow in the body and will serve to wake your brain up allowing you to get back into 100% concentration much faster. When you’re ready to get back to it, don’t forget to clear your mind and begin with the end in mind again.


8. Hydrate. Drink water while you study. If you’re brain is getting a workout, it needs water to function efficiently - just as your muscles do. Take advantage of internal interruptions like daydreaming or “oh-yeah, I’ve gotta do that” moments by taking a drink of water, writing down the interruption, and then get back to learning. The goal is to sustain a 100% concentration level. Water will help to make this happen. As an added benefit, drinking water will also force you to take regular breaks as your kidneys do their job.


9. Snack on brain food. Just as your brain needs water to operate in a highly productive state, it also needs food. Snacking lightly while studying prevents you from getting hungry (another internal distraction). Light snacking also prevents you from having to eat large meals that result in the post meal coma that we’re all so familiar with. Remember, healthy snacks are important.


10. Tweak your routine. After you’ve established a routine, don’t be afraid to tweak it to perfection. Over time you’ll find that you prsefer one candle over another, like the purple earplugs more than the orange ones, and learn more in the library than you do in the coffee shop. Constant improvement is what makes you a bona fide lifelong learner.

10 Ways to Cheat on a Test

1) Bring a ton of snapple caps and hope you’re very lucky.

2) Piss on the test and hand it in. The teacher will be so disgusted, he’ll have to give you a 100! Or send you to a therapist…

3) Tattoo the answers to the palm of your hand. Make sure this test is important, though. It’ll only work once.

4) Bribe your teacher with sexual favors…unless they’re the same gender/old. Then you’re screwed. Actually, both ways you’re screwed.

5) Gouge out your teachers eyeballs, explode her ear drums, and murder all other potential proctors. You may go to jail, but you’ll ace that test.

6) Build a high-tech, invisible robot that knows all the answers and has blu-ray capabilities. But if you can do that, you probably don’t even need to cheat on the test.



7) Tape a paper with the answers to the back of the person sitting in front of you. When he leaves, the teacher will think he cheated!

8) Don’t hand in the test. You’ll get a zero, but it’ll confuse the hell out of that smug, bastard teacher.

9) Sneak out in the middle of the night and hope it doesn’t find out.

10) Swallow a paper with the answers and ask to go to the bathroom. Then rummage through the feces.

DISCLAIMER: Will not work for a pregnancy test…except maybe the pissing one.

10 Ways to Propose a Girl.

Are you nervous on how to propose to your girl? Well, don’t be. Here are some tips that can help you in knowing the best ways in which you can propose to a girl. The one thing that you should keep in mind while proposing is that girls are very sensitive and every girl are different from the other. So make sure that your way of proposing to the girl should be unique in your own way, and should be according to the temperament of the girl.

Some of the best ideas for proposing a girl are mentioned below. Try them out and win the heart of your lady.

1. Be yourself. This is the first rule that you need to get into your mind when you think of proposing a girl. Do not overdo your proposal. Keep it simple yet special and sweet. Be who you are, and in your own special way say those three golden words.

2. Another old way of proposing is going down on your knees with a red rose in your hand. Though this is an old way of proposing, this still goes down the line and is bound to impress any girl.

3. Make her feel special by taking her out for a quiet romantic dinner. Prepare well and have her favorite dishes ordered for the two of you. Have her favorite music playing in the background and find a nice romantic moment to propose her. She will definitely be moved by the effort that you would have taken for arranging the special dinner.


4. You can get a banner prepared with the word I Love You and have it displayed outside her house or in the workplace. It is advised that you do not use her real name on the banner, but use the endearment that you generally use to call her.

5. Take her to the place where you met each other for the first time. Recreate the same moment and then propose to her. It will definitely move her and get embossed on her memory for lifetime.

6. If it is possible for you and you can afford it, have your proposal written on the sky. You can contact the skywriting company and have it arranged when the two of you are together.

7. You can make arrangement for asking your neighbors to put off their lights and have the windows lit up in the words I Love You. Take her to the balcony and open her eyes when everything is set. She will definitely love this.

8. You can drive to the beach in the evening and with some romantic soft music playing. Just as the sun is going down whisper the three words that she is longing to hear in her ears. This will definitely make her melt.

9. If both of you are the adventurous kinds, then you can plan an early morning trek to a nearby place, and when the sun is rising go on your knees and propose her on top of the summit.

10. If you want to make it dramatic and funny, then you can have a water gun and hold it out on her and say you are under arrest, and when she is all shocked and panicky then say for stealing my heart and say out I Love You.

With these great ideas you can definitely win her heart. So pull up your sleeves and walk up to her and say out what you have in your heart.

10 ways to skip if your Friend catches you Stealing his Phone?

1. Shoot him and steal the rest of his stuff as well.

2. Stop in surprise, shake your head, and say “Damn, that split personality problem again”.

3. Pacify him saying he can steal your phone when you buy a new one.

4. claim you just wanted to donate it to the Air Hostesses fund.

5. Say you just wanted to give EMINEM a missed call.

6. Argue saying “You never complained when I stole your wallet. You didn’t even notice it!”

7. Offer him 50% of the share which will come from selling the phone. Start negotiating from 30%.


8. Claim you just saved his life. Does he not know how dangerous radioactive signals from phone are?

9. Claim your battery died. You just wanted to make a call.

10. Apologies, Offer to write ‘I will not steal’ 50 times to pacify him.


(Remember,This is just for fun reading, don’t start taking it seriously. Do add your comments or Share if you like it!)

10 Things you should never tell a guy.

Here are the 10 things a girl should never tell a guy:

1. No more nights outs with the boys.

2. When we have kids na…..

3. I’m feeling bored. Let’s go shopping.

4. Does this make me look fat?

5. I’m not ready for this.

6. Notice anything different?

7. Is she hot?

8. Guess what day it is today?

9. So I got these is for Justin Beiber’s latest movie ticket.

10. Do you still love me?