Saturday, August 20, 2011

10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher.

1. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

2. Do all of your schoolwork and homework backwards so that the teacher has to read it from a mirror to understand it.

3. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

4. Bring a cooler and lawn chair to class and sit in the front next to the teacher's desk and say sarcasticly "Who's up for some extremely fun learning!".

5. Send your teachers a list of "Ways to Annoy Your Teachers" in an envelope labeled "Blackmail."

6. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt.


7. When the teacher asks you a question ask her/him to repeat it. Constantly have them repeat it, and then say, "Still can't hear! I think I'm deaf!

8. Cry in class for no reason. When the teacher asks you what's wrong, go, I don't know!

9. Bring your cat to class with you and say it followed you and you can't get it to leave.

10. Ask your teacher (especially female) when the last time she shaved her mustache was.

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