10 ways to skip if your Friend catches you Stealing his Phone?

1. Shoot him and steal the rest of his stuff as well.

2. Stop in surprise, shake your head, and say “Damn, that split personality problem again”.

3. Pacify him saying he can steal your phone when you buy a new one.

4. claim you just wanted to donate it to the Air Hostesses fund.

5. Say you just wanted to give EMINEM a missed call.

6. Argue saying “You never complained when I stole your wallet. You didn’t even notice it!”

7. Offer him 50% of the share which will come from selling the phone. Start negotiating from 30%.


8. Claim you just saved his life. Does he not know how dangerous radioactive signals from phone are?

9. Claim your battery died. You just wanted to make a call.

10. Apologies, Offer to write ‘I will not steal’ 50 times to pacify him.


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